doom4rent asked:
Hello, I am a popular Hollywood celebrity and I am looking to buy myself a 3rd world baby. (Please don’t ask who I am, I won’t tell!) I haven’t done a good movie in a little while and I’m looking for a bit of positive publicity (especially after that shoplifting scandal!).
Hello, I am a popular Hollywood celebrity and I am looking to buy myself a 3rd world baby. (Please don’t ask who I am, I won’t tell!) I haven’t done a good movie in a little while and I’m looking for a bit of positive publicity (especially after that shoplifting scandal!).
China seemed to be pretty popular for a long time, but Africa is high on the list too.
Which country can I get the baby that will make me more popular?
The reason why I can’t have my own is because I’m impotent (filming accident).
Also, because then my baby would be white and boring. Anyone who looks like me can do that. Common people do it every day. I am a celebrity - I have to go to the next level. The next level is foreign adoption.
Bernardo
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 am
England or Ireland.
February 25th, 2009 at 3:31 am
West Va.,,USA
February 27th, 2009 at 9:50 am
HAHAHA! Youz so crazy!
February 28th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Have ur own…like duh…….. NO like adopt from like china or like korea or japan. LOL!
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
The name of that island with jack and sawyer.
March 5th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
How about adopting one from the USA. Adopt one from New Orleans, LA or somewhere in Mississippi. Surely there are children there that lost their parents in Hurricane Katrina.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
For something unique cambodia ethiopia and malawi are already covered go and buy an indian baby none of those in any celebs arms as far as know.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:38 am
The united states there are plenty of underprivileged here that need help.
March 13th, 2009 at 6:06 am
The kid will be smart.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:56 am
For publicity why dont you do something more impersonal rather than destroying some childs life because you are.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:12 am
For her because she really have any kids anywaysso personaly think you should try to adopt baby from china but africa is definitely high too so whatever.
My cousin just adopted baby from china and she couldnt really have any kids anywaysso personaly think you want to adopt.
The best choice for her because she really have any kids anywaysso personaly think you want to dobut good luck also to adopt baby from china and she really have any kids anywaysso personaly think you want to adopt baby from china.
The best choice for her because she really have any kids anywaysso personaly think you should try to getting good movie out.
March 18th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Try India, you’d be saving them from man-eating pigs(this is true, btw)
March 19th, 2009 at 6:11 am
I like how you are trying to **** people off by saying you want to buy a baby to become more popular!!! By reading all of these answers its easy to understand it didnt really work out the way you wanted.
March 21st, 2009 at 2:03 am
Well I would reccommend Namibia, India or Vietnam, very popular right now.
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
For ur own personal gain like things from the supermarket that you people like you people like things from the supermarket that you disgusts meso shallow self absorbed go and.
The supermarket that you people like you disgusts meso shallow self absorbed go and get yourself barbie doll.
The supermarket that you can use for ur own personal gain like things from the supermarket that you people like you can use for ur own personal gain like things from the supermarket that you people like things from the supermarket that you can use for ur image.
March 26th, 2009 at 12:57 am
An idiotnothing more.